Sunday, November 06, 2005
You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!
Bill, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
And here we are, the end of one of my shortest blogging absences in ages. And what have you been doing Ed you ask? Or perhaps not, as is more likely. Well I'm going to tell you anyway. I've been doing the same thing I've been doing for ages. Drinking, meeting up with mates, drinking, sleeping, drinking, you know, that old cheshnut. Pub on Friday, involving an INCREDIBLY uncallec for conversation, involving Sarah lactating because she'd had sex with a dog.... well, I guess you had to be there, lol. And then Alex's on Saturday, with king of kings James' legendary fireworks. 4/5 mate, not bad. And now, without further ado, my quiz results....
Spiderman
Congratulations! You scored a super 55%!
You're hotter than, well, hot-cakes! You've got a fan base bigger than Pam & Tommy, and to tell the truth, you actually don't mind the super-hero gig. Most of the time, anyway. Everyone seems to love their fun, friendly and courageous hero as you swoop in to save the day, time and time again! Unfortunately, swooping and day-saving doesn't help pay the rent, and you're not exactly the "hero-for-hire" type either. Hey, at least you can play down the whole life saving, self sacrificing gig with some neat lil' punchlines and remarks! Juggling both egos becomes a strain at times and whilst you want to help everyone, you're also in search of "me time", often finding yourself having to make constant personal sacrifices in order to protect those around you. Don't fret though! At the end of the day you'll find yourself with the support from either those you rescue or perhaps a close friend or loved one who'll get you by, reminding you of how cool you look in spandex.
i am an old indie fart!
How indie are you? test by ridethefader
For you, indie music died after "Loveless" came out. None of the bands around today are worthy
of your time. Not that you've heard any of them. It's all been done before. Fuck off back to your
REM albums, you annoying little twat.
You're living the movie Event Horizon!
?? Which Horror Movie Are You Living ??
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Dude, you are cool, therefore, you are japanese. Go
you.
What inanimate object are you?
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Your Heart is Black
What Color is Your Heart?
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You're a Mean Drunk!
People don't like to get drunk with you. You're the
drunk cursing random people, opening up old
wounds and starting fights. People get scared
of you and try to stay out of your way---or
start giving you nonalcoholic beers secretly.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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avoidant
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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You Are The Suave Gay Man
What Type Of Gay Man Are You?
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I leave with Kanye West....
I stroll where souls get lost like Vegas
Seen through the eyes of rebel glasses
Pray to god that my arms reach the masses
The young smoke grass in grassless jungles
Rubberband together in cashless bundles
Белый Скорпион
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Bill, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
And here we are, the end of one of my shortest blogging absences in ages. And what have you been doing Ed you ask? Or perhaps not, as is more likely. Well I'm going to tell you anyway. I've been doing the same thing I've been doing for ages. Drinking, meeting up with mates, drinking, sleeping, drinking, you know, that old cheshnut. Pub on Friday, involving an INCREDIBLY uncallec for conversation, involving Sarah lactating because she'd had sex with a dog.... well, I guess you had to be there, lol. And then Alex's on Saturday, with king of kings James' legendary fireworks. 4/5 mate, not bad. And now, without further ado, my quiz results....
Spiderman
Congratulations! You scored a super 55%!
You're hotter than, well, hot-cakes! You've got a fan base bigger than Pam & Tommy, and to tell the truth, you actually don't mind the super-hero gig. Most of the time, anyway. Everyone seems to love their fun, friendly and courageous hero as you swoop in to save the day, time and time again! Unfortunately, swooping and day-saving doesn't help pay the rent, and you're not exactly the "hero-for-hire" type either. Hey, at least you can play down the whole life saving, self sacrificing gig with some neat lil' punchlines and remarks! Juggling both egos becomes a strain at times and whilst you want to help everyone, you're also in search of "me time", often finding yourself having to make constant personal sacrifices in order to protect those around you. Don't fret though! At the end of the day you'll find yourself with the support from either those you rescue or perhaps a close friend or loved one who'll get you by, reminding you of how cool you look in spandex.
How indie are you? test by ridethefader
For you, indie music died after "Loveless" came out. None of the bands around today are worthy
of your time. Not that you've heard any of them. It's all been done before. Fuck off back to your
REM albums, you annoying little twat.
You're living the movie Event Horizon!
?? Which Horror Movie Are You Living ??
brought to you by Quizilla
Dude, you are cool, therefore, you are japanese. Go
you.
What inanimate object are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Your Heart is Black
What Color is Your Heart?
brought to you by Quizilla
You're a Mean Drunk!
People don't like to get drunk with you. You're the
drunk cursing random people, opening up old
wounds and starting fights. People get scared
of you and try to stay out of your way---or
start giving you nonalcoholic beers secretly.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
avoidant
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
brought to you by Quizilla
You Are The Suave Gay Man
What Type Of Gay Man Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
I leave with Kanye West....
I stroll where souls get lost like Vegas
Seen through the eyes of rebel glasses
Pray to god that my arms reach the masses
The young smoke grass in grassless jungles
Rubberband together in cashless bundles
Белый Скорпион
